Bud Selig announced today that he is a super-nice commissioner. The attention-starved blow hard
will not suspend Jason Giambi for sorta, kinda, maybe admitting that he used steroids.
This is an especially magnanimous move by Selig because, if Giambi did in fact admit to using steroids (which is debatable), he admitted to using them
before the league had an anti-steroid policy in place. I'm not sure how he could've suspended him for breaking a rule that didn't exist at the time.
In other Giambi news, has anyone else noticed that Giambi's greasy mullet keeps getting longer and longer in the back? (The party hemisphere of the mullet anatomy). This may be the best indication that the days of George's hands-on ownership of the team are nearing an end. I don't think he'd stand for this assault on professionalism.
Bud Selig announced today that he is a super-nice commissioner. The attention-starved blow hard will not suspend Jason Giambi for sorta, kinda, maybe admitting that he used steroids.
just like douchebag bonds and gary sheffield, giambi admitted to juicing in leaked grand jury testimony. while i agree that he can't be punished for that, i don't think it's debatable that he admitted it. what does he put in his mullet to make it so greasy?
what does he put in his mullet to make it so greasy?
Lard.
And the leaked grand jury testimony isn't the issue here. The issue is what he said to USA Today. I think his exact words were, "I shouldn't have used that stuff." Which may be admitting he used steroids, or may be admitting he used HGH, or may be admitting he used lard to grease his mullet. It's debatable what he was actually admitting to in that interview. Regardless, he was talking about allegedly using roids before there was a policy in place.
And yes, I realize I'm splitting hairs. He used roids, I don't think there's any doubt about that.
I complitally agree with you, there is no professionalism in assault!!!