Here are your starting lineups:
- PG: Jrue Holiday vs. Jarrett Jack
- SG: Evan Turner vs. Sonny Weems
- SF: Andres Nocioni vs. DeMar DeRozan
- PF: Elton Brand vs. Reggie Evans
- C: Useless American 7-footer vs. Useless Italian 7-footer
This has to be a win, right?
Tip is at 7 p.m., I'll be right here. Join me if you're feeling particularly sadistic.