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BIG CHANGESDepressed Fan has gone all Sixers. I will still be blogging the Yankees and the Eagles, just in a different place. You can find my Yankee coverage at In Mo We Trust and the Eagles at Don't Boo The Birds. I'll be able to focus on each team better this way.

Sixers drop 9th in a row

Even when the Sixers lose, they still deserve a player of the game, and the lucky winner in tonight's 101-81 trouncing at the hands of the Boston Celtics is none other than Kyle Korver. It wasn't his 3-14 shooting performance or his 4 turnovers that won it for him, it was one magical play. Early in the second quarter Korver gambled for a steal and went careening into the Sixers sideline, knocking Mo Cheeks into the first row of the stands. Cheeks escaped unscathed, something he's showing an uncanny ability for these days, and continued to make baffling moves throughout the rest of the game.

The Sixers started fast tonight and my wife, who watched the first quarter with me, looked at me and said, "They don't look so bad." My reply, "Just wait." She wasn't disappointed. Iguodala was saddled with foul trouble for most of the second half, so didn't get much of a chance to assert himself on the offensive end. Kevin Ollie led the Sixers in scoring, that should tell you all you need to know about this game.

I'm going to start a countdown tonight. We'll call it project lottery. Over the past 10 full regular seasons the team with the worst record, therefore the most ping pong balls in the lottery, has had an average record of 17-65. After tonight's game the Sixers have 16 losses, so the countdown begins at 49. I'll change the graphic every time the Sixers lose a game until they hopefully clinch the worst record and the best shot at Greg Oden in next year's draft. 




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I hate to burst your bubble, but it looks like Iverson is going to Miami for Jason Williams, Antoine Walker and James Posey. If that trade happens, the Miami trio will help the Sixers turn it around just enough for them to reach the playoffs this year.

There won't be any ping-pong balls and there won't be any Greg Oden. There will just be a Sixers team who is a little better, a little more fun to watch and no closer to winning a championship than they were in the last twenty years.

That's probably the worst rumored deal that I've heard, and getting those three wouldn't put the Sixers in the playoffs, they'd still be in the lottery.

Oh, the fact that this deal looks absolutely horrible for the Sixers automatically makes it the most likely to happen. Please don't email this deal to Billy King, I really don't want to watch Antoine Walker play every day.

Thanks for the comment,

Brian

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