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  • Commented on Jrue's Opportunity
    Oh man, that Iggy-is-Bruce-Bowen guy is going to be in the market for a new pair of jorts if he clicks that link....
  • Commented on Jrue's Opportunity
    Off-topic, but has anyone looked at the Nuggets' roster lately? They made out incredibly well in this trade; gave up Aaron Afflalo, Al Harrington and a future protected 1st rounder for Iguodala, and now their starting lineup is this: Ty...
  • Commented on Updating the Sixers Cap Situation
    Favorite quote: "The Sixers now probably wish they hadn't already signed two centers, Spencer Hawes ($13 million over two years) and Kwame Brown ($6 million over two), earlier in the summer. But Collins and general manager Rod Thorn will be...
  • Commented on Updating the Sixers Cap Situation
    You cannot. Bynum is going to have a massive cap hold once his contract expires, and it stays in place until Bynum is signed by someone or we renounce his rights....
  • Commented on Updating the Sixers Cap Situation
    So, if we're going to be close to or over the cap anyway, the two year deals for Hawes and Brown are not just harmless; they're positive assets in terms of acquiring players. Next year we'll effectively have almost 12M...
  • Commented on A Rumor To Get Behind
    Well, this might be one explanation: https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=philadelphia+pa+to+plainsboro+nj&ie=UTF-8...
  • Commented on A Rumor To Get Behind
    Guys, holy fucking shit, we can actually afford to PLAY Thaddeus Young at the 4 because we have Andrew fucking Bynum guarding the interior. Is that not the craziest thing you've ever heard?...
  • Commented on The Sixers Frontcourt Problem
    Another aggravating thing about the unintentional tank (I'm hearing that phrase a lot) is that it sets us up to hang onto our pick in the shitty 2013 draft, assuming we don't make the playoffs. We'd then lose our pick...
  • Commented on The Sixers Frontcourt Problem
    Yes, that is what the guy above you is saying, believe it or not....
  • Commented on The Sixers Frontcourt Problem
    Brian, serious question. Between the Hawes, Kwame, and Nick Young deals, and one swift, hard kick in the nuts, which would you prefer? Let's say the kick is about as excruciating as it could be without causing any long-term injury....
  • Commented on If You're Doing It, Do It Right
    Apparently the announcement of Spencer Hawes's extension was delayed by some issues with the contract signing. Every time Hawes picked up the pen to sign, he got caught in an unusually focused cross-breeze from the air conditioning in the next...
  • Commented on If You're Doing It, Do It Right
    We can't sign vets that would help us win; we spent that money (about $15.5M this year) on Spencer Hawes, Nick Young, and Kwame Brown....
  • Commented on Sixers Add Dorell Wright, L Williams to ATL
    tl;dr Just wanted to say I really liked the Dorell Wright trade!...
  • Commented on Sixers Add Dorell Wright, L Williams to ATL
    I've read that it's Kyle Korver. Iggy plus two firsts for Batum would be silly....
  • Commented on Sixers Add Dorell Wright, L Williams to ATL
    What I wouldn't give to have that ugly motherfucker on a one year deal instead of Hawes for two. Sixers could have done this....
  • Commented on Game 59 Thread: PHI vs. NJN
    Actually, he's going with the "growing bristly white stubble and muttering to himself on the bench" look. Another couple of games and he'll be going with the "carrying around a bottle of his own urine" look....
  • Commented on Nets Make Sixers Look Good
    What actually happened was that Spencer tried to knock the television set over, but somehow wound up getting pushed all the way out into the hallway. He then spun, threw the remote control over his shoulder at the television (now...
  • Commented on Game 53 Thread: PHI @ MIA
    Obviously Amare's wrong about black people all being Hebrews...that's just absurd. But just because he can't draw his family tree out for you doesn't mean that he's wrong about his Jewish heritage. It clearly matters to him personally, and if...
  • Commented on Game 52 Thread: PHI vs. ATL
    Happy as I am about the win, I miss the time when Spencer was only allowed to play five minutes per quarter. Actually, fuck that. I miss him being injured....
  • Commented on Game 52 Thread: PHI vs. ATL
    EVAN!!! NOT A BUST!...
  • Commented on Game 52 Thread: PHI vs. ATL
    Except miss free throws. The man just never goes all out on anything, does he?...
  • Commented on Game 52 Thread: PHI vs. ATL
    I love this game so much....
  • Commented on Game 52 Thread: PHI vs. ATL
    ELTON! This is what happens when we have a dominant big man!...
  • Commented on Game 52 Thread: PHI vs. ATL
    Spencer Hawes, rally killer....
  • Commented on Game 52 Thread: PHI vs. ATL
    HE MADE THE FIRST ONE! WE'RE GONNA WIN!!!...
  • Commented on Game 52 Thread: PHI vs. ATL
    ...as was foretold in the prophecy...
  • Commented on Game 52 Thread: PHI vs. ATL
    Doug found his cache of snuff porn....
  • Commented on Game 52 Thread: PHI vs. ATL
    I was understanding you until you said "has been atrocious" and not "is so reliably atrocious, you could set your watch by it"....
  • Commented on Game 52 Thread: PHI vs. ATL
    Spencer Hawes play of the game, brought to you by Kleenex...
  • Commented on Game 51 Thread: PHI @ WAS
    Man, Lavoy must have been playing soft post defense, feathering passes to the other team, taking 15-foor jump hooks after getting pushed out from under the basket, giving pointless and-one fouls after arriving late as the help defender, choking on...
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